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"Snowboard… Check! Cardboard armor… Check! Virginity… Check!"
"After spending his entire winter clothing budget on beer, Chad is forced to improvise."
"HoboCop"
"Justin Timberlake’s inspiration for “Dick in a Box”."
- mmadude
"“And now for phase two of my plan to never get laid: I’ll just go ahead and quietly soil myself.”"
"Thanks for paying my Tuition Dad!"
- Jeffer
"Double Brown public relations spokesperson Ron Doosh offered Andy $500. To stop doing voluntary promotions of the company’s product."
"Double Brown=yellow snow."
"The world needs people to push the carts back up to the store….Thank you Double Brown."
- Jeffer
"Optimus Prime’s retarded cousin"
"Snowboard… Check! Cardboard armor… Check! Virginity… Check!"
