nathanbarnatt

1st of all if you're near a TV tomorrow night watch me on the Gong Show on Comedy Central at 10pm.

Ok another kissing story. Seth and I were riding bikes today through the town we went to high school in (Medway MA) and we were talking about junk. Some of that junk was about one of the best kissing memories I've ever had in my life on this planet, ever in the world. It goes like this.

One friday night I was laying on the bottom bunk in my room watching Full House. My parents were out and younger brother Seth was probably in the woods. My 2 year older brother Josh said his girlfriend and her friend were coming over to hang out. This friend just so happend to be Litsa Malikitas!!! A loud, knows what she wants, super babe in the grade above me who I heard loved grunge kids. Since it was 8:15 on a friday night I was naturally already in my pajamas. But a high school girl wouldn't see that as cool so I jumped out of my bed and put on my tan Nirvana incesticide T Shirt and took my hair out of it's pony tail and jumped back in bed. About 10 minutes later I heard them come in downstairs and I just layed there acting like I didnt know or care that they were here. Although I did and I listened to everything they said waiting for them to come upstairs. I even remember positioning my hair in just the right position on the side of my head so she could see how long it was if she came in my room, plus I left my door open as to not detour Litsa from seeing me.

My plan worked perfectly. Too perfectly actually. As soon as she came up the stairs she walked right in my room CLOSED the door behind her and layed on top of me in my bed. I was about to explode! A real 16 year old woman was laying on top of me. I couldn't wait to tell my friend Rick. This was the first girl to get in my bottom bunk. Then she made the move and started making out with me. It was awesome. The mouth movements where perfect on both our parts. The timing of our tongues was like a planned WWF wrestling match. She was like the Undertaker and I was the no name guy who was getting tossed around so the Champ could look good. She was running the show and making all the moves. Now I wont go into too many details cause I'm a pretty PG guy but I'll let you know that she rolled me over on top of her and grabbed my hand and placed it on 2nd base where it just stayed there for 5 minutes and did nothing, except sweat. This whole episode ended very quickly when she got up and said "you're a good kisser" and I responded with "Nuh uh" then she left and went and hung out in the other room.

I felt so cool the next day in school. I was gonna have a new girlfriend. I told Rick all about it and we came to the conclusion that she wanted to go out with me. So at lunch I went up to Litsa and asked her "Do you wanna go out with me?" And she said "Ha ha ha, call me when you're in high school. I don't date boys." Then she walked away.

But it's probably good that she didnt go out with me cause I was really busy hanging out in the woods with Seth and Rick urinating in empty Ecto Cooler jugs and pouring it on the poison Ivy so it wouldnt grow near our fort.