Our Blog: !HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!

More like Cinco de Drunk-o, am I right?!  I know!  But seriously, a fun Cinco tip is to write it out "Sink-o Day Mayo" and say you're looking for a sink constructed out of Helman's Mayonnaise.  I know!  But seriously, someone just told me it's actually seis de mayo.  I know!  But seriously, someone else just told me to shut up.

We've had a mucho good time here at Funny Or Die recently.  Tour compadre Nick Swardson wowed us with his rendition of 'The Star Spangled Banner' and someone uploaded a sketch that reminds us why Mr. Show was some of the best sketch comedy of all time.

LP and I said 'hola' to our web engineers up in San Francisco yesterday.  I know!

Seriously, we've got a press junket video coming out soon with Fred Simmons soon.  They sent me to another junket considering how bueno* the last one went.

Now that you've made it this far, I can reveal a secreto:  Check out the site tomorrow and you're going to see a brand new video from THIS GUY.  Creo!  Pero, seriousamente, Amy has been diddling herself all day in anticipation.

I know!

Seriously,

Jake

*the term bueno is being taken very liberally.