Caption Contest for July 22, 2008

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LordHAlmighty

Two rules for Caltrans workers: the controls for the paver are on the back of the truck & underwear goes on the inside.

(posted 22 minutes ago)

0 funnies / 1 die

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LordHAlmighty

White trash proves you can dodge the Draft for only so long…

(posted 24 minutes ago)

0 funnies / 2 dies

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mcschwepp7

She really thought my tractor was sexy.

(posted 28 minutes ago)

1 funny / 2 dies

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DelRey

Ted Kennedy is back on the wagon, what, too soon?

(posted 29 minutes ago)

2 funnies / 2 dies

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melj

Thats the biggest vibrator I’ve ever seen

(posted 33 minutes ago)

2 funnies / 2 dies

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sexydynamite

30% of West Virginia primary voters admitted to the exit polls that race ‘was an issue’ while 70% wore pants.

(posted 39 minutes ago)

2 funnies / 2 dies

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Decky

MOM!!!!

(posted 42 minutes ago)

1 funny / 3 dies

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phukuhp

you should see what i wear in the summer

(posted about 1 hours ago)

2 funnies / 2 dies

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grizz1

Thinking back Peg realized she should have bet a beer.

(posted about 1 hours ago)

2 funnies / 2 dies

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grizz1

To get respect in road construction, you have to earn it….FAIL.

(posted about 1 hours ago)

2 funnies / 2 dies

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gman7724

Britney finally found her calling

(posted about 1 hours ago)

4 funnies / 2 dies

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jdrosenfeld

“Who gives a damn if my water broke? I need the hours!”

(posted about 1 hours ago)

3 funnies / 1 die

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melvinz

the new bidet 3000 had its drawbacks.

(posted about 1 hours ago)

4 funnies / 3 dies

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grizz1

Any job is a good job when you have 15 cats to feed.

(posted about 1 hours ago)

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2 funnies / 4 dies

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munson11

NEW TRAFFIC CONTROL PLAN – If they dont obey the ROAD CLOSED sign, I am pretty positive they’ll obey a scantily dressed Hank and turn around.

(posted about 2 hours ago)

2 funnies / 4 dies

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foxypetal

I guess Brandine was the only one who bothered to read the memo that Wednesdays are now pants optional.

(posted about 2 hours ago)

4 funnies / 4 dies

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skinnymatt

Cold? You fucking pansies. Im bout ta do another line of crystal meth and take my motherfuckin pants off.

(posted about 2 hours ago)

2 funnies / 5 dies

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munson11

Dude get off that machine. Oh I am sorry I mean sir

(posted about 2 hours ago)

2 funnies / 6 dies

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munson11

I dont think I ever wished for a propane tank to explode this bad

(posted about 2 hours ago)

1 funny / 6 dies

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zippyzippy

Hey,I think that’s my wife!

(posted about 2 hours ago)

1 funny / 6 dies

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plharry

Road closed…legs open.

(posted about 2 hours ago)

1 funny / 6 dies

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hakee532

The only time we’ve ever heard a piece of construction equipment say “OW! GET OFF!”

(posted about 2 hours ago)

4 funnies / 6 dies

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singtheoverture

What’s the best thing about dating homeless girls? You can drop them off anywhere. Zing.

(posted about 2 hours ago)

3 funnies / 5 dies

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singtheoverture

I hate having to come in on my day off.

(posted about 2 hours ago)

2 funnies / 6 dies

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grizz1

Osha would shit if they rolled up on this.

(posted about 3 hours ago)

7 funnies / 6 dies

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grizz1

Road closed due to pot ho’s.

(posted about 3 hours ago)

1 funny / 6 dies

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GreatDayInTh...

It’s bring your ridiculously horny wife to work day

(posted about 3 hours ago)

6 funnies / 7 dies

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Getinthecubevan

I made it to Foreman boys, and like it or not, I sure as Shit didnt do it by wearing pants.

(posted about 3 hours ago)

1 funny / 6 dies

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justjokes101

Big Bertha loves it when her road paver breaks down…she just strips down..oils up and starts rolling in the hot tar like a pig in slop.

(posted about 3 hours ago)

2 funnies / 7 dies

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easilydissolved

The sign may “road closed”, but her “Hershey Highway” is wide open.

(posted about 3 hours ago)

4 funnies / 6 dies

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chadder

Before you can be a streetwalker, you gotta have a street!

(posted about 3 hours ago)

1 funny / 6 dies

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shinegirl79

Didn’t matter how she got to CVS..all she knew was she needed her medication refilled..

(posted about 3 hours ago)

1 funny / 6 dies

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zippyzippy

After his sex operation Joe-anne wanted to show the boys a little leg,or the little leg he had left.

(posted about 3 hours ago)

1 funny / 6 dies

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moakland

nothing sexier then a women paving!

(posted about 3 hours ago)

3 funnies / 8 dies

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AmericanThor

Their marriage therapist said they needed to spice up their sex life: so they brought sex to work.

(posted about 3 hours ago)

3 funnies / 8 dies

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AmericanThor

You might be a redneck if…

(posted about 3 hours ago)

4 funnies / 7 dies

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phukuhp

WELL I MARRIED MY DREAM GIRL, I MARRIED MY DREAM GIRL,BUT SHE DIDNT TELL ME THAT HER CREDIT WAS BAD, SO I PUT HER TO WORK OUT PAVING THE HI-WAY, AND MADE HER GO TO WORK ONLY SCANTILY CLAD

(posted about 3 hours ago)

2 funnies / 7 dies

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Fairwind9

Unlike her sister Stella, Irene was not depending on the kindness of strangers.

(posted about 3 hours ago)

1 funny / 7 dies

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phukuhp

DAM PUBLIC DEFENDERS

(posted about 4 hours ago)

6 funnies / 8 dies

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ARKONOZ

Uh guys, no need for alarm, but I uh,....got my labia stuck in the machine again.

(posted about 4 hours ago)

2 funnies / 7 dies

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ArkonozsWife

what ever, you dont like then dont look.. i laugh all the way to the bank..

(posted about 4 hours ago)

1 funny / 7 dies

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phukuhp

SING IT WITH ME FLANGIENOPANTS…SHOW ME THE WAY TO GO HOME, IM DRUNK AND I WANNA GO TO BED,I HAD A LIL DRINK ABOUT AN HOUR AGO AND IT WENT RIGHT TO MY HEAD. WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOO….PARRRR TAAAY

(posted about 4 hours ago)

2 funnies / 8 dies

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ARKONOZ

What? I got tired of getting wedgies!

(posted about 4 hours ago)