Caption Contest for May 24, 2008

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aedansmom

knock, knock…

(posted about 1 months ago)

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Kingprettyboy

its time we stop dealing with the war on terrorism and deal with those damn squirrels who come into my yard and eat my nuts! – George W bush

(posted about 2 months ago)

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DJGhostRunner

Two soldiers stepped on my girlfriends squirrel once, ironic.

(posted about 3 months ago)

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theretributi...

“When thyroid problems with squirrels get out of hand, we as a nation will act.”—George W. Bush

(posted about 3 months ago)

0 funnies / 0 dies

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Dumbasrock

You rape it first Ken.

(posted about 3 months ago)

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kenviro

hurry up and take the picture before it wakes up!

(posted about 3 months ago)

4 funnies / 2 dies

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wadesizzle

Of course we can have sex with it, we killed it didn’t we?

(posted about 3 months ago)

1 funny / 1 die

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KillerShrimp

“You know, this kid is pretty messed up for setting us up like this.”

“Yeah.. I’m gonna kill him in his sleep.”

(posted about 3 months ago)

1 funny / 3 dies

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dleake302

Small Soldiers 2: Fuck Mother Nature

(posted about 3 months ago)

1 funny / 5 dies

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xslicktx

barry bond’s pet squirrel

(posted about 3 months ago)

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xslicktx

score one for the Irish military

(posted about 3 months ago)

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sapientphil

that bear has a really long tail

(posted about 3 months ago)

1 funny / 8 dies

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DigitalChill

Looks like Disney/Pizar are moving up their demographic, just look at these leaked pics from Toy Story 3

(posted about 3 months ago)

6 funnies / 6 dies

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mancrabs

Just like in the bible.

(posted about 4 months ago)

1 funny / 7 dies

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Hubacris

“I’ll stand on her throat, you stand on her ovaries, and hopefully she can shit out my knife”

(posted about 4 months ago)

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bloodinatorx

Now that he’s good and drunk, time to butt fuck the shit out of him. Yeah, you know where to put that gun. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

(posted about 4 months ago)

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Hubacris

kidnapped boy, Last seen on side of road.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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bloodinatorx

Son of a bitch. Who shot Paula Abdul?

(posted about 4 months ago)

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Hubacris

The squirrel’s just tired from M/M/S

(posted about 4 months ago)

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Lescoot

There’s strong and then there’s Army Strong.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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Nikki07

Once again, the military takes the blame for Dick Cheney’s mistake…

(posted about 4 months ago)

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Nikki07

I’ll show you these nuts!

(posted about 4 months ago)

1 funny / 8 dies

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alexreyes

Mission accomplished Mr. President.

(posted about 4 months ago)

1 funny / 9 dies

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tacorocko

Thats one big God damned squirrel!

(posted about 4 months ago)

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Lescoot

G.I. Joe: Keeping Griffith Park safe since 1982.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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Handsome_and...

And that’s how America won World War II.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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BTV, The For...

- Did you see that??? - Yes! The car was huge!!!

(posted about 4 months ago)

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easilydissolved

“I’m lonely, alright?! Very lonely!”

(posted about 4 months ago)

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sigtom

The only good squirrel is a dead squirrel.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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xGenokx

“Plan big, Start small”

(posted about 4 months ago)

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Geoff and Jaron

how david archuletta lost

(posted about 4 months ago)

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stro32

Hey Cletus, don’t forget to cup the nuts.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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sjksjk

“Can we hurry this photo shoot up, this things balls are gettin saucy.”

(posted about 4 months ago)

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koooshee

Rock paper scissors for sloppy seconds!

(posted about 4 months ago)

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evanathsma

Quick, get the pelt before that cat shows up again…

(posted about 4 months ago)

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evanathsma

You know, George… I’ve got a real positive attitude.” -“Really, Johnny? I sure fuckin’ don’t…

(posted about 4 months ago)

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stro32

When dead are you still suppose to wear a condom?

(posted about 4 months ago)

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moojenowski

It got boring at Shrute Farm today

(posted about 4 months ago)

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purelander

We are huge fuckin douchebags, eh ? Yup.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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BranDeko

Yep. Pest control is our business. First this squirrel, next, Amy Whinehouse.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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mcogbdog

The real weapons of mass destruction.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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tbarnett

There aint no Rodents of unusual size my ASS, Wesley!

(posted about 4 months ago)

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hugehefna

Hey heyyy its cool man he’s dead…...... see how he just lays there while i step on his face….. pretty sure he dead…. good times…

(posted about 4 months ago)

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hugehefna

OK NOW LETS BOTH STEP ON IT….... EWWWWWWWWW!

(posted about 4 months ago)

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xtinasanford

Hey Joe, tell Barbie to fire up her malibu oven and see if Ken can swing by in his convertible to pick us up.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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jnote

photo taken by jeffrey dahmer

(posted about 4 months ago)

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slothsanta

After taking down the musical/criminal mastermind of the group Alvin. The GI Joe’s celebrate awaiting the next days attempt for Simon and Theadore.

(posted about 4 months ago)

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