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Caption Contest for May 16, 2008
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“Yes my horse is dead, and yes, I was the one who fucked him to death, and no I will NOT cry.”
(posted about 3 months ago)
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...And that is how you successfully molest livestock. If there are any questions, I’ll be in my van.
(posted about 3 months ago)
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Although disappointed that the leggy brunette he’d hoped to meet on the blind date didn’t work out quite like he wanted Bob was never one to look a gift horse in the mouth….he went straight to the groin
(posted about 4 months ago)
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Billy was hopeful that his next girlfriend will be reincarnated as a supermodel
(posted about 4 months ago)
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Alright class…can anyone tell me what I am doing wrong?No,Eric,focus on “orifices” and their importance…
(posted about 4 months ago)
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I said “Jump on the horse and ride off.” What did you think I said?
(posted about 4 months ago)
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Tom took the title “professional horse trainer” just a little too far
(posted about 4 months ago)
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The kentucky derby used a controversial training method this year
(posted about 4 months ago)
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When the sun came up, she turned back into a horse just as the wizard said she would.
(posted about 4 months ago)
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“Marge, you in there?”...
...”Hang on, Babe, I’ll get the forceps.”
(posted about 4 months ago)
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I wish I didn’t have a horse for a dick…it’s really hard on my back.
(posted about 4 months ago)
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Shortly after this photo was taken, the man seen hugging the horse was killed when he allowed the horse to penetrate his anus.
(posted about 4 months ago)
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As the sun watched man with funny boots hug brown horse, he shunned the thoughts of the previous evening. It was worth it to get up today, if only for this moment.
(posted about 4 months ago)
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Ever since he was turned down to play Seabiscut, Mr. Ed has gotten desperate for work…
(posted about 4 months ago)
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Competitive horse riding for the mentaly challenged was not as successful as planned
(posted about 4 months ago)
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it was at this point that Jim realized he needed horseback riding lessons!
(posted about 4 months ago)
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NOOO!! Eight BELLES…NOOO!! Do Not Got Gentle into that Good Night DAMN IT!!
(posted about 4 months ago)
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No, it won’t be the same. I said “whores” and I meant whores.
(posted about 4 months ago)