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Caption Contest for June 25, 2008
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Level 4 in Mario 3 merges with Darrell’s Tuesday night activities.
(posted about 1 months ago)
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sadly, leroy, who was gay, had never had anything that big and white in his mouth before.
(posted about 1 months ago)
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yeah, don’t lose your keys wouldn’t want you to not be able to drive home
(posted about 1 months ago)
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No matter how much money you burn, the AIDS will never go away.
(posted about 1 months ago)
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I…Smoke…Your…Fat One!
ISmokeItUp!
(excerpt from Academy Award losing “There Will be Weed”)
(posted about 1 months ago)
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After smoking all that, he’s gonna realize that those car keys are pretty useless when you have the ability to fly to and from Krypton on 1/2 a tank of pure Chronic in your system.
(posted about 1 months ago)
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“I just don’t think a flaming spitball is safe, that’s all I’m saying.”
(posted about 1 months ago)
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“Pass that back here man,you don’t want to be the first recorded case of an overdose of pot man.”Do Ya.
(posted about 1 months ago)
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don’t nigger lip it dude. oh wait, oh shit, dude, im sorry dude, i didn’t mean it that way, its just forced habit, it just came out, i didn’t mean anything by it, i’m not racist, i just don’t have a lot of black friends. you can keep the roach just don’t kill me.
(posted about 1 months ago)
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after hitting the monster joint Jamal floated away and shook hands with Jesus and called it a night
(posted about 1 months ago)
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yes, we have different sizes of weed: asain, white, and introducing the “Black Man” size for those hardcore smokers.
(posted about 1 months ago)
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Sigh, even their joints are larger than their white counter-parts.
(posted about 1 months ago)
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You know you’re high when smoking the leg of your chair seems like a good idea.
(posted about 1 months ago)
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Captions would be hilarious if it wasn’t for Political Correctness the biggest hipocracy in the world.
(posted about 1 months ago)
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And people say you can’t do anything with a high school diploma.
(posted about 1 months ago)
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the missing Florida ballots of the 2000 election were put to good use
(posted about 1 months ago)
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