Caption Contest for July 17, 2008

0 funnies / 0 dies

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bigtmac

Why does my eyesight get worse when I peel a potato mommy?

(posted about 1 months ago)

1 funny / 0 dies

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imababyyo

WTF? This woman wants you to give Mr.Potato “Head”!

(posted about 1 months ago)

0 funnies / 1 die

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phukuhp

NEXT…A LITTLE SOMETHING FROM THE LORRAINE BOBBICK COOK BOOK

(posted about 1 months ago)

1 funny / 0 dies

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phukuhp

NO WONDER SPUDNUTS IS SO POPULAR

(posted about 1 months ago)

1 funny / 1 die

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RevChris

After a hard night of drinking you thought a tatoo was the worse thing you could wake up with….

(posted about 1 months ago)

3 funnies / 3 dies

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myoung3834

Our first “organic dildo”

(posted about 1 months ago)

1 funny / 2 dies

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jwthettguy

How fitting…this product is “put out” by “Lays”.

(posted about 1 months ago)

1 funny / 1 die

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ryan6976

that looks kind of familliar

(posted about 1 months ago)

1 funny / 2 dies

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ryan6976

who forgot to cut the sausages and tomatoes

(posted about 1 months ago)

1 funny / 3 dies

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LucyLieu

How many hands does it take to screw in a light bulb. Just one if the hand is a skilled electrician.

(posted about 1 months ago)

1 funny / 3 dies

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trondizzle

Paula Dean says “To make a good Potato Salad, you need lots and lots of mayonnaise”.

(posted about 1 months ago)

1 funny / 3 dies

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trondizzle

Ok…Who stuck their dick in the mashed potatoes.

(posted about 1 months ago)

2 funnies / 4 dies

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trondizzle

If that one becomes Potato chips… I bet they’ll be Salty and Vinegar.

(posted about 1 months ago)

2 funnies / 4 dies

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bobbymatt

Fucking Disgusting. Just look at those dirty fingernails.

(posted about 1 months ago)

2 funnies / 3 dies

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phukuhp

TUBEULAR DUDE

(posted about 1 months ago)

3 funnies / 5 dies

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bigtmac

Christ- who do you have to blow around here to get a friggin’ potato chip?

(posted about 1 months ago)

0 funnies / 4 dies

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Godfadda

The scarecrow is almost complete… as is my fantasy.

(posted about 1 months ago)

7 funnies / 7 dies

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babyd1

The Lays company was sued for copyright infrigement after that debuted there new slogan, “This spuds for you.”

(posted about 1 months ago)

0 funnies / 7 dies

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asscancer

I remember when my baby dick fell off and my adult dick grew in. Don’t forget to put that under your pillow for the cock fairy youngster that worth a quarter.

(posted about 1 months ago)

1 funny / 4 dies

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asscancer

At long last mad scientist Richard Simmons botanical work come to fruition.

(posted about 1 months ago)

1 funny / 4 dies

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scantr0n

Ohh baby you send my blood-glucose soaring!

(posted about 1 months ago)

1 funny / 5 dies

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bobbymatt

Today’s Special: Tater Testis

(posted about 1 months ago)

1 funny / 5 dies

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bobbymatt

Dad, is it true that if we don’t use this we’ll lose it?

(posted about 1 months ago)

1 funny / 6 dies

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GuinnessGuy

...and the newest Mr. Potato Head attachment…

(posted about 1 months ago)

0 funnies / 5 dies

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bobbymatt

And I’ll also take the squash shaped like a pair of tits

(posted about 1 months ago)

0 funnies / 5 dies

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bobbymatt

Lay’s potatos, bet ya’ can’t eat just one

(posted about 1 months ago)

0 funnies / 4 dies

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bobbymatt

It’s amazing how that thing can look mashed and baked at the same time

(posted about 1 months ago)

0 funnies / 5 dies

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bobbymatt

Look at the size of that man’s spuds

(posted about 1 months ago)

0 funnies / 5 dies

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revdmnhntr

Can we use this to make creamy potato soup…or would, would that just be too much?

(posted about 1 months ago)

0 funnies / 5 dies

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dickvandyke

Worlds First Organic Dildo

(posted about 1 months ago)

2 funnies / 5 dies

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mibrucelee

You say potato, I say cock.

(posted about 1 months ago)

2 funnies / 6 dies

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brikugi

In a stunning blow on the war on terror, US forces invade Idaho and capture another dick-tater.

(posted about 1 months ago)

4 funnies / 6 dies

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brikugi

“Excuse me, I ordered the tater twat”

(posted about 1 months ago)

3 funnies / 8 dies

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jason2k1

Mrs. Potato Head’s bachelorette party got a little out of control.

(posted about 1 months ago)

4 funnies / 8 dies

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massd78

Irish thighs are smilin’.

(posted about 1 months ago)

1 funny / 5 dies

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stro32

Hey SiriusX10, you sure can eat a lot at this sac snack buffet!

(posted about 1 months ago)

2 funnies / 6 dies

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massd78

dude…thats a sweet potato.

(posted about 1 months ago)

1 funny / 5 dies

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brandon99577

Ever since you picked that, its been a lil red, you should get that checked out!

(posted about 1 months ago)

1 funny / 6 dies

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Wiscoman

78 % of men are now having potato penis envy right now.

(posted about 1 months ago)

3 funnies / 7 dies

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brandon99577

I’ll take one to go but with extra butter….....oh and if I’m not satisfied do I have to pay.

(posted about 1 months ago)

2 funnies / 6 dies

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Wiscoman

Well….. Pamela Anderson does not eat meat….

(posted about 1 months ago)

1 funny / 6 dies

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stro32

Hey turnems, this is your dinner & dessert!

(posted about 1 months ago)

0 funnies / 6 dies

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project_preston

Gonorrhea is no laughing matter. I’m serious….wait? was i supposed to write a joke here?

(posted about 1 months ago)

2 funnies / 6 dies

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Zookeep

Although it couldn’t be displayed with the rest of the produce,farmer Brown was pretty sure he was gonna win a blue ribbon at the State Fairs 4H Club.

(posted about 1 months ago)