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There was a mike stand here a second ago.

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TFeely
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Just say “No” to crack!

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phukuhp
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ON THE SEVEN BELOW READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP… THIS IS THE TOP.

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phukuhp
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SUSAN:* GIRLLLL, I A GHOST, HOWM I GONNA GET SILLY BICH…*

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phukuhp
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YOU GOTTA GO GET IT…

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phukuhp
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SUSAN:YEA, SHE TAKE IT HOME OR WHEREEVER.

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phukuhp
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YOU MEAN LOTITIA TAKE IT HOME

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SUSAN: GIRLFRIEND, THAT SKANKY ASS FRIEND OF YOUR, YOU KNOW LOTITIA, SHE STOLE IT THAT NIGHT WE MET THOSE THREE PENCILEDICKED LIL BOYS WE MET AT THE MALL, I DIDNT THINK SHED DO IT, BUT SHE SAID SHE GONNA TAKE IT CAUSE SHE LOST HERS, AND SHE HAS THE SAME KIND. SHIT, I DIN THINK SHE TAKE IT.

SUSAN: GIRLFRIEND, THAT SKANKY ASS FRIEND OF YOUR, YOU KNOW LOTITIA, SHE STOLE IT THAT NIGHT WE MET THOSE THREE PENCILEDICKED LIL BOYS WE MET AT THE MALL, I DIDNT THINK SHED DO IT, BUT SHE SAID SHE GONNA TAKE IT CAUSE SHE LOST HERS, AND SHE HAS THE SAME KIND. SHIT, I DIN THINK SHE TAKE IT.

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OH YES PRAISE BE… SUSAN IS IN THE HOUSE… DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOUR DEAR DEPARTED… SUSAN, GIRRRRLLLL, WHERE DID YOU PUT THE REMOTE, SHIIIIIITT.

OH YES PRAISE BE… SUSAN IS IN THE HOUSE… DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOUR DEAR DEPARTED… SUSAN, GIRRRRLLLL, WHERE DID YOU PUT THE REMOTE, SHIIIIIITT.

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OVER HERE, SOME BODY LOOKING FOR A SALLEY…. NO SALLY… SAHRA SOME BODY IS THINKING SAHRA…NO…..
HOW ABOUT SUSAN. OH YES, THAS MY DEAD SISTA, I KNEW SHE WAS GONNA GET IN TOUCH WITH ME…

OVER HERE, SOME BODY LOOKING FOR A SALLEY…. NO SALLY… SAHRA SOME BODY IS THINKING SAHRA…NO…..
HOW ABOUT SUSAN. OH YES, THAS MY DEAD SISTA, I KNEW SHE WAS GONNA GET IN TOUCH WITH ME…

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phukuhp
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NO… YOU DE MAN…

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stephenhawkingsdrool
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and who says you can’t stretch a cankle

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phukuhp
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HELLO

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phukuhp
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YOU HAVE TO BE THIS TALL TO GO ON THIS RIDE.

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phukuhp
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JABBA NO SAH DEH TOO BAH…OLP SASINA BIDDI TOO JABBA

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stephenhawkingsdrool
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the magnolia seventh day adventist church reenacts it’s version of the big bang theory

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snooperz
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Demonstration of alternative natural child birth methods.

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Nikki07
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Can ya feel me now?

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bonerpants
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whoa whoa whoa! wait a minute FOD! am i supposed to masturbate to this or write a funny caption?

nevermind. i figured it out.

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halfwayhome22
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Showtime at the Apollo’s amateur night just got the juice it needed for one more season.

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tonyfamous
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nope, i still can’t tie my shoes.

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michael jackson on oppositie world.

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tonyfamous
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she’s so fat this is a google earth satellite photo.

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tonyfamous
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the children were understandably upset when they learned the secret entrence to narnia was her pussy, but they were truely horrified to discover the exit was her ass.

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melvinz
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Stuck to the floor,Femalee had to be surgically removed before the show could continue.

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tonyfamous
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i call this dance move the sticky wishbone.

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