Caption Contest for September 17, 2008

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I don't know what made me think a ten year old could handle mushrooms.

posted about 4 months ago
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it was at that very moment Opie realised that they were not alone in Mayberry

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"Agent Mulder the Early Years"....Boy, FOX will try anything these days!

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That, "Ring around uranus" bit never gets old.

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Pothole Picasso? Karl Appaulling? Clod Monet? Wrenwart? No, definitely Remb Rant.

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Even aliens wouldn't abduct a ginger kid.

posted about 4 months ago
 
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The boy is thinking: Banksy's 'art' is shit.

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"...and then in the next frame of our surveillance tape, all that's left is a pair of smoldering Reeboks."

posted about 4 months ago
 
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You are insane! 'According to Jim' is a masterpiece!

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Its' death ray is most effective at high noon.

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What do you mean "I got served?" My moves were out of this world.

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Is that UFO showing me where to pee? I can't figure out if it's looking at me or not though. I mean I wanna pee in it's magical beam of light but not if it's watching, cause I'm still sensitive about my fire crotch.

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My mommy told me never take candy from graffiti alien spacecraft.

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I love corn on the cob too!

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Lucky! My parents never let me eat the table.

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"hey kid, you seen a big yellow creature with a giant...you know... with a couple of japanesse teens? He might be getting ready to....well you know...them!"

posted about 4 months ago
 
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my only friend.

posted about 4 months ago
 
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Our Homeland Security Department is hard at work again. kerip

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Our Homeland Security Department is hard at work again.

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Our homeland security department is hard at work again.

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He tried another Knock Knock joke when they didn't respond.

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President Palin sent me to handle all negotiations.

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If this is young Charlie Sheen & there is a speeding car coming one way & that is an alien death ray then I'm laughing. Don't blame me. Butch Jackson told me to do it.

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opie wondered why the little people brought him to the future

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How Carrot Top was born

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These aliens have no idea Chris Matthews is about to pop outta that shodow.

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