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Optimus Prime’s retarded cousin

After poor market testing, Hasbro decided against releasing the new transformer “Public Urinator.”

This is what happens when a piece of the All Spark gets near the NASCAR race.

Dad’s at a snowboarding retreat with his AA buddy. He has really changed his life.

HoboCop

“And now for phase two of my plan to never get laid: I’ll just go ahead and quietly soil myself.”

Product placement was all over Transformers 2!

Now somebody help me out of my box-suit, I need to do a ‘double brown’

Sometimes sponsorships can be a little too restrictive.

As he slowly turned around, Chase wasn’t sure if the pink-haired girl was actually cute or if it was just his beer goggles.

Try as he might, he still doesn’t look as retarded as the guy in the back wearing shorts and a half shirt.

The superhero custome for the upcoming deutsche-Man movie. God damn it McConaughey it was suppose to be get under wraps.

his dream of being in Transformers 2 was crushed when Michael Bay told him the robots where CGI graphics. Charlie Sheen’s hopes of being in something good crushed. he jumped off the mountain, the actor is survived by, his hot wife, and 2 children.

Now even public humiliation is sponsored

Double Brown creature : if you can’t kill it, drink it

Double Brown,it was his duty.

Snow Beer

You may laugh, but in case of avalanche the dogs find him twice faster

Have to decide between beer money and a new parka? Try thinking “inside” the box.

It probably would have been cheaper just to wear a keg.

Double Brown.
Triple Douche.

The new portable homeless shelters were springing up everywhere.

TMZ reports seeing right through this witty disguise worn by Nick Nolte…

Yes Mom! If all my friends were to wear a bunch of beer cases, I would too!

Dad?