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Episode 1 - "How to Put a Hum in his Hummer." from HenriettasComedy

Episode 1 - "How to Put a Hum in his Hummer."

(4:16) Self-proclaimed comedy sex guru, Henrietta, in leotard and bifocals uses common fruits and vegetables to teach don't-try-this-at-home "fitness" techniques in her first webisode, "How... more >
(4:16) Self-proclaimed comedy sex guru, Henrietta, in leotard and bifocals uses common fruits and vegetables to teach don't-try-this-at-home "fitness" techniques in her first webisode, "How to Put a Hum in his Hummer." Future titles include "What To Yell Out Instead of Oh God" "Hot Pick Up Lines from Nursery Rhymes" and "Safe Sex Under Water." < less
Added about 2 months ago by HenriettasComedy
Views: 69,270 | Comments: 10
Cancer Isn't Cool w/ Jack McBrayer from Stand Up To Cancer and Jack McBrayer

Cancer Isn't Cool w/ Jack McBrayer

(2:05) These ladies don't think Cancer is very cool. Stand up to Cancer by donating at www.standup2cancer.org
Added about 7 months ago by su2c
Views: 48,334 | Comments: 34
I Wanna -The Dirty Dogz from Chris Cicchino

I Wanna -The Dirty Dogz

(3:47) Another fake music video from those purveyors of good taste The Dirty Dogz. The metaphorically challenged morons attempt at that age old classic:the pick up line.
(3:47) Another fake music video from those purveyors of good taste The Dirty Dogz. The metaphorically challenged morons attempt at that age old classic:the pick up line. < less
Added about 1 year ago by Chris Cicchino
Views: 3,844 | Comments: 0
Statistically speaking from Nocturnal Emissions

Statistically speaking English Video from Canada

(1:36) Statistics say that strangers are 90% more likely to hook up when at a friends wedding.
Added about 3 months ago by nocturnal_emissions
Views: 6,111 | Comments: 2
Rape, The Upside - by jeff short from Emmett

Rape, The Upside - by jeff short

(1:36) standup
Added about 1 year ago by jeffshort
Views: 13,437 | Comments: 13
Jack Needs a Date! from Almost Twins

Jack Needs a Date!

(1:47) Can Jack find a date in the park?
Added about 1 year ago by AlmostTwins
Views: 13,996 | Comments: 16
Henry Phillips "Don't steal my Wine" from henlips

Henry Phillips "Don't steal my Wine"

(2:02) Henry Phillips from the short film series "The Loner". Henry has bad luck with girls using pick up lines.
(2:02) Henry Phillips from the short film series "The Loner". Henry has bad luck with girls using pick up lines. < less
Added about 1 year ago by henlips
Views: 1,147 | Comments: 2
"Shorty's Lil' Muffet" -- Gangsta Rap Cover of Little Miss Muffet -- FEAT. 50 CENT from Benjamin Ligeri

"Shorty's Lil' Muffet" -- Gangsta Rap Cover of Little Miss Muffet -- FEAT. 50 CENT

(2:40) For more info. n' shit on BIGGA B.L.D., visit BaSs Line Dona's webpage: http://www.BetterStream.com/BiggaBLD.html . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ... more >
(2:40) For more info. n' shit on BIGGA B.L.D., visit BaSs Line Dona's webpage: http://www.BetterStream.com/BiggaBLD.html . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yo yo! Couple a shouties. Yo special thanks to Mother Goose and all da udder bitches I tapped during da making of dis monumental music video. Yo special thanks to Jadakiss and 50 Cent for showing up on such short notice. Yo special thanks to the Nobel Peace Prize committee for choosing us, with all da udder great selections out there too. Yo who'm I missin'? Oh shit yeah, special thanks to Shorty. Oh yeah and da pulitzer prize committee for picking us wit all da udder great selections out dere. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rap Bigga Nigga BLD 50 Cent Fifty Hip Hop Jadakiss Jay-Z mock Music Video Shorty Slim Comedy Eminem Tupac Madtv mad tv comedy central mtv snl saturday night live mockumentary rapper superstar celebrity star in living color golden globes mathers marshall marshal Eminem Rap Hip Hop rhymes 50 cent fifty jay-z jayz jay z christmas tupac puff daddy p diddy music video skits sketch mtv awards jay-z comedy central mad tv madtv saturday night live american idol in living color Nigga BLD 50 Cent Fifty Hip Hop Jadakiss Jay-Z mock Music Video Shorty Slim Comedy Eminem Tupac Madtv mad tv comedy central mtv snl saturday night live mockumentary rapper superstar celebrity star tupac 2pac biggie notorious big b.i.g. nas cisco ludacris snoop doggy dogg dog dawg music humor r&b R and B united stated of america < less
Added about 1 year ago by TheMusicShow
Views: 3,646 | Comments: 0
Henry Phillips "Get Outta Here" from henlips

Henry Phillips "Get Outta Here"

(1:54) Henry Phillips in the short film series "The Loner", in which Henry strikes out using pick up lines to get girls at a bar.
(1:54) Henry Phillips in the short film series "The Loner", in which Henry strikes out using pick up lines to get girls at a bar. < less
Added about 1 year ago by henlips
Views: 807 | Comments: 2
Compliment from The Internet

Compliment

(2:02) Jonny sucks at compliments.
Added about 9 months ago by caseyandalsojustin
Views: 2,104 | Comments: 2
Casanovas - Episode 2 - "Hot & Bothered" from casanovastv

Casanovas - Episode 2 - "Hot & Bothered"

(4:51) Casanovas is a comedy web series chronicling the misadventures of two extremely eligible bachelors. New Episodes are posted every Monday this summer at www.Casanovas.TV
(4:51) Casanovas is a comedy web series chronicling the misadventures of two extremely eligible bachelors. New Episodes are posted every Monday this summer at www.Casanovas.TV < less
Added about 6 months ago by casanovastv
Views: 1,187 | Comments: 0
 George Carlin Deconstructs Minutia of Afterlife from FOD Wire

George Carlin Deconstructs Minutia of Afterlife

Added about 7 months ago by fodwire
Views: 1,811 | Comments: 26
at least I don't have cancer... from ptallon

at least I don't have cancer...

(5:09) So a guy walks into a coffeeshop...
Added about 9 months ago by ptallon
Views: 635 | Comments: 0
Randi Bone's Greatest Hits from pervgriffin

Randi Bone's Greatest Hits

(1:32) Welcome world's greatest pick-up artist, Randi Bone, into your home with this special, two-album collection. This offer is not available in stores. Don't miss your opportunity to o... more >
(1:32) Welcome world's greatest pick-up artist, Randi Bone, into your home with this special, two-album collection. This offer is not available in stores. Don't miss your opportunity to own some of the most timeless pick-ups, all here, all for you. < less
Added about 10 months ago by pervgriffin
Views: 499 | Comments: 2
The Mack  from mdwestryder

The Mack

(4:26) The man all women hope to meet at da club!
Added about 1 year ago by mdwestryder
Views: 75 | Comments: 0
Elevator - Singles Line  from RunAwayBox

Elevator - Singles Line

(0:46) http://www.runawaybox.com Who would have thought those emergency elevator phone were 1-900 numbers?
Added about 1 year ago by RunAwayBox
Views: 310 | Comments: 1
The Farting Italians Meet The Bachelor! from jOSH FILIPOWSKi, Comedian, Impresario

The Farting Italians Meet The Bachelor!

(1:21) The Farting Italians travel NYC practicing their English and farting... a lot! Io Scorreggio! = I Farted! in Italian...
Added about 22 days ago by joshfilipowski
Views: 42 | Comments: 0
We Are Scientists - "Chick Lit" from mgcs518

We Are Scientists - "Chick Lit"

(3:29) The Song - "Chick Lit tells the story of a young girl named Agatha who one day, while collecting fire wood to blend into an immune-system boosting power shake, encounters a magic wel... more >
(3:29) The Song - "Chick Lit tells the story of a young girl named Agatha who one day, while collecting fire wood to blend into an immune-system boosting power shake, encounters a magic well. She knows the well is magic because it smells like Axe, and so she nervously calls three desperate wishes into its still black depths. There isn't a lot of room for storytelling in a three minute pop song, unless you're Bright Eyes, so that's where the story ends, but we definitely intend to pick it up in another song somewhere down the line. For now, try to revel in the promise of this initial set-up." The Video - "We made a video. In it, we play pirates who contemplate a change in career when they learn that they could double their salaries by driving a semi truck." < less
Added about 7 months ago by mgcs518
Views: 27 | Comments: 0
"Mildly Off the Wall" - Episode 1 (Part 3 of 8) from Scott Winer

"Mildly Off the Wall" - Episode 1 (Part 3 of 8)

(1:21) When Max picks up two girls at a house party, Johnny delivers the perfect line to ruin his plans.
Added about 6 months ago by sawiner
Views: 101 | Comments: 1
5 Worst... (list #3) from mike dunn

5 Worst... (list #3)

(0:53) This week on the "5 Worst..." list: "The 5 Worst Pick-up Lines...EVER!!!" (FROM ALMOST DUNN PRODUCTIONS -- www.almostdunnproductions.com)
(0:53) This week on the "5 Worst..." list: "The 5 Worst Pick-up Lines...EVER!!!" (FROM ALMOST DUNN PRODUCTIONS -- www.almostdunnproductions.com) < less
Added about 1 year ago by almostdunn6161
Views: 194 | Comments: 4