Teeth

(1:05) Listen as Bush and friends sing a song about Condi's teeth. Sung to the tune of "All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth" Hilarity ensues.

(1:05) Listen as Bush and friends sing a song about Condi's teeth. Sung to the tune of "All I Want for Christmas is My Two Front Teeth" Hilarity ensues. < less

(2:19) A mocku-mercial written and directed by Laura Orrico and Mark McDaniels as well as starring the comedy duo! Watch and you may be so convinced as to start brushing your teeth with a p... more >

(2:19) A mocku-mercial written and directed by Laura Orrico and Mark McDaniels as well as starring the comedy duo! Watch and you may be so convinced as to start brushing your teeth with a pumice brush 2000! < less

(5:06) SWOMO presents Bentley's nervous about asking Bethany on a date. So nervous he forgot to look in a mirror!!! Featuring some wonderful musical pieces by Mozart, Stravinsky, and Orff a... more >

(5:06) SWOMO presents Bentley's nervous about asking Bethany on a date. So nervous he forgot to look in a mirror!!! Featuring some wonderful musical pieces by Mozart, Stravinsky, and Orff along with the comedic stylings of Dynamite, Borat, and Sandler. < less

(1:14) Tom Thurber D.D.S. Loves teeth.... and fine wine. Come see The Real Housewives of Altoona Featuring Laura Buchholz and Christina Casa Upright Citizens Brigade Theater New York City... more >

(1:14) Tom Thurber D.D.S. Loves teeth.... and fine wine. Come see The Real Housewives of Altoona Featuring Laura Buchholz and Christina Casa Upright Citizens Brigade Theater New York City Monday, December 29, 2008 6:30 PM Written by Laura Buchholz with Christina Casa Directed by Pat Baer < less

(1:49) My beloved almost 11 year old capuchin monkey has a nasty infection and has to take this even nastier tasting medicine. No monkey was harmed during this clip. The technique used is a... more >

(1:49) My beloved almost 11 year old capuchin monkey has a nasty infection and has to take this even nastier tasting medicine. No monkey was harmed during this clip. The technique used is a take off of the squeeze box for larger animals. If you have any questions just look at my babies teeth. < less

(2:17) OLD INDIANA JONES & THE NURSING HOME OF DOOM Osteo-porosis Glau-coma Ar-thritis Vi-agra I'm So old, I'm Old Indy In this Nursing Home, no more Adventures for me I'm so old, I smell... more >

(2:17) OLD INDIANA JONES & THE NURSING HOME OF DOOM Osteo-porosis Glau-coma Ar-thritis Vi-agra I'm So old, I'm Old Indy In this Nursing Home, no more Adventures for me I'm so old, I smell like Grandpa Pee Help ! I've fall-en and I can't get up. Life Alert. I'm so old, when I use my whip I'm so old, I always break my hip I'm so old, I can barely see I'm so blind that I never know when I'm done wiping my ass I'm so old, that I'm crotchety When I was your age I had to walk ten miles in the freezing snow or in the rain just to go to school or get a drink and maybe get laid I'm so old, that I shit Dust I'm so old, that I piss Rust I'm so old, vultures are circling me I used to go on adventures but I can't find my dentures so I don't anymore. Now I can date someone 1/3 my age and I don't break any laws When I was a College professer i'd do your all your daughter's after class but now all I get is your old Grandmas stanky ass. I'm incontinent. I can't hear or see I'm so Old My prostate is killing me i'm so old, i don't care about archeology I would trade 10 lost arks, 100 temple of dooms and even a holy grail full of a never ending supply of pussy just to poop regularly I'm so Old, I look like I had a stroke I'm so Old, I'll sign a Do Not Resusitate Form I'm so Old, I use grecian formula 16 on my pubic hair that's why I traded my whip for a cane and my horse for one of them snazzy electric scooter chairs. yep, now I can get around almost anywhere. These damn false teeth. This damn I.V. These adult diapers. I have no more dignity. This damn Nursing Home. Somebody Just kill me. Please i'm begging. Seriously. I really mean it. Just put me out of my misery already < less

(0:30) I love a great ass Round on the sides, Split down the middle An ass you can sink your teeth in for days and not hit bottom MMMMM When he says spread 'em, you spread 'em This is the k... more >

(0:30) I love a great ass Round on the sides, Split down the middle An ass you can sink your teeth in for days and not hit bottom MMMMM When he says spread 'em, you spread 'em This is the kind of Ass that shoots first and then keeps right on shooting My kind of ass < less