my friend tells me this is total bullshit. He knows for a fact that the dude was trying to hack off in the cup to measure his load. he dummied up the whole video so his fiance wouldn’t find out what a tool he is.
given what I know of this young man, I believe that he was actually clowning around trying to measure the volume of his penis (versus just the length, which he already stated is 3 in) so he propped the cup in the drawer, placed his dick in it, started laughing, slipped on some water droplets, fell against the drawer AND THAT’S how his dick got in the drawer.... more >
given what I know of this young man, I believe that he was actually clowning around trying to measure the volume of his penis (versus just the length, which he already stated is 3 in) so he propped the cup in the drawer, placed his dick in it, started laughing, slipped on some water droplets, fell against the drawer AND THAT’S how his dick got in the drawer.
BTW, absolutely classic penis behavior, always going where they’re not supposed to go
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I’m so glad I don’t have a dick! Life is hard enough.
Uh, thanks for sharing!
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my friend tells me this is total bullshit. He knows for a fact that the dude was trying to hack off in the cup to measure his load. he dummied up the whole video so his fiance wouldn’t find out what a tool he is.
given what I know of this young man, I believe that he was actually clowning around trying to measure the volume of his penis (versus just the length, which he already stated is 3 in) so he propped the cup in the drawer, placed his dick in it, started laughing, slipped on some water droplets, fell against the drawer AND THAT’S how his dick got in the drawer.... more >
Nothing like a sore penis…........ you just can’t beat it.
DICK IN A VAGINA, YES!:) DICK IN A BOX, YES!:) DICK IN A DRAWER?:(
i think i actually heard that scream.
It hurts just thinking about it
I’m easy breezy!
nice.
HOOO HAHAHAHAHA
When I get done watching this hilarious video I’m gonna grab a glass of Mason’s, hit the sack…and then go to bed! Funny vid!
I’ve put my dick in a lot of places, but a drawer has yet to be one of them. Thanks for the ‘heads’ up.
Was that the drawer with the Ginsu knives?
Thank you for this needed information. I can’t tell you how many times I have had mine slammed in the drawer. Thank you Jeff, thank you.
Ha ha ha! OW! Ha ha! Ow! Ooh! Ha ha ha!
I’m so glad Jeffrey made it out ok and his parts are in working order. Vive’ Ed Goodman!!!
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