Ask Will Anything: University of North Carolina

“You mustn’t always believe what I say. Questions tempt you to tell lies, particularly when there is no answer.” Pablo Picasso

(posted about 8 days ago)

Nice shirt! I have a question, do I make you horny baby? Ha, just kidding. Very funny stuff!

(posted about 8 days ago)

aww, i wanna ride the jazzy!

(posted about 3 months ago)

Just one question.

Who is in charge of keeping the colored’s out of the audience of these shows? I’ve seen more diversity at KKK rallies. Although I have never seen a colored laugh because they are to busy looking scary.

(posted about 5 months ago)

Will I love your comedy it is F’‘n GREAT!! I will work as part of your team for 000000000000$!! Love you Will!! Come Streak in my town anytime!

(posted about 5 months ago)

Andrea is hot, and funny too.

(posted about 5 months ago)

Will bring your tour to Australia already….........

(posted about 5 months ago)

WILL!

(posted about 5 months ago)

I got a Saturday morning “Afternoon Delight” thing goin on here. I won’t discuss this further, since I’m busy.

(posted about 5 months ago)

u need to come to moutain view middle school!!!!

i love you

(i’m not gay)

(posted about 5 months ago)

that was great

(posted about 5 months ago)

I wish you would have came to our school damnit!!

(posted about 5 months ago)

You college assholes gotta prepare better when you “take on” ‘Afternoon Delight.’ That fucking pisses me off!!

(posted about 5 months ago)

Afternoon delight didn’t work out so well for us!! Wish we could have heard you Will!! I think flopping that made it more funny to us.

(posted about 6 months ago)

As usual, that he is very funny!

(posted about 6 months ago)

thanks for letting me ride the jazzy with you will! you’re the best!!! one love!!!

(posted about 6 months ago)

The jazzy is the greatest piece of transportation ever invented.

(posted about 6 months ago)

lucky, lucky, lucky girl.

(posted about 6 months ago)

Steve Mifsud and the maltese flacon fucking rock!!! He is the king of all falcon men. Watch as he digs his talons of love into him. I should know he’s my husband!!!!!! That should have been me riding on the jazzy!!! Nicole Mifsud

(posted about 6 months ago)

i think my favorite so thus far!

(posted about 6 months ago)