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Lindsay Ames Edited by: Joe Harkenrider
 

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My first Hollywood Audition

I just moved to LA five months ago from Canada. I was really pumped for my first audition in the states....evidently you guys do ... more >
I just moved to LA five months ago from Canada. I was really pumped for my first audition in the states....evidently you guys do it a little differently over here. < less
 

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Keywords: lindsay ames audition Canadian joe harkenrider boobies topless funny improv sketch naked

 

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IngeniousMrToad
IngeniousMrToad

I am watching to the video and I finding the secret messages that saying you to want of marrying of me…not be shy, many of the womens say this of me…if you to be marry, you are to many of happies…I am making the nice home…I tending to cabbages, asparagusis, carrots and the squash…I have happy to the chickens and many to the also cows..the cows to smile also ... more >

I am watching to the video and I finding the secret messages that saying you to want of marrying of me…not be shy, many of the womens say this of me…if you to be marry, you are to many of happies…I am making the nice home…I tending to cabbages, asparagusis, carrots and the squash…I have happy to the chickens and many to the also cows..the cows to smile also – I have many happy to the heads of cows and I given to your famley severals…the chickens are to very smart – I say to Mrs. chickens, “you to make smiling the eggs” and they say “yes the Mr Toad” I say to Mrs chickens, look to pooping over there – then they go over there to the pooping…I say to mrs cows, you to make happy the milk, they say, “yes the mr toad, we happy to making the milk…mrs chickens are too the happy; I ear spy to them at night light, and they are to saying, "the mr toad is very to handsome and strong, I to like making the eggs and smiling” then i smile to the iself and go to the bed…when you make marry me, I very promisly to tell you always that you are to only the wife to be in the house – i sending to the other of wives to sleep to the shed tools…I to am the very nice husbands – if you to say, “I wanting to new dress” – I saying “you can to making the new dress”..if you say to the husbands, “I wanting to the shopping” you to having my strongest the donkey" He is joke name “Oatey” you see funny? Donkey Oatey? you always to the laughing! I make 2 new toylets – when the snowing, I tell old wifes “you to go the digging the snow” so you to take poop if having the pooping…when to want to take the bathing I am to cooking the water for you because you are to the new Mrs Toad – I promisly saying to you the happies on the face for you am always the giving to you…you can always to being the very smiling – promisly I saying to this!

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(posted about 7 days ago)

 
needsitsobad
needsitsobad

funny funny funny

(posted about 10 days ago)

 
mackback
mackback

too real… it drained the potential humor out of it

(posted about 12 days ago)

 
needsitsobad
needsitsobad

the fact you can cover both tits with one hand makes me throw my head back in mocking laughter…:)

(posted about 12 days ago)

 
IngeniousMrToad
IngeniousMrToad

eye luve ewe

(posted about 13 days ago)

 
jbmcpart
jbmcpart

Who the fuck votes ’die; to this?

Get of the site.

YouRube is more your way.

Get a fuckin’ life.

(posted about 16 days ago)

 
Nimbusyosh
Nimbusyosh

THAT WAS KINDA SAD….

(posted about 18 days ago)

 
iDontThinkSo
iDontThinkSo

I’m making a career change into casting.

(posted about 20 days ago)

 
GetAClueWebSeries
GetAClueWebS...

Same thing happened to me, only with my pants. I was told that they wanted to see my vagina’s “motivation”.

(posted about 22 days ago)

 
KhT
KhT

That was friggin hilarious!!! And, yes…I am sure its because Canadians have a really awesomely warped sense of humour!! See what I did there? I just spelled humour with the Queen’s English!! Yeah, that’s how we roll up here!!

(posted about 24 days ago)

 
rikonados
rikonados

Wow, I can’t believe my eyes Lindsay Lohan in such Way. Ohh, its really hot nad sexy!! You gonna see it!
www.funkytube.net/vid.php?v=Lindsay_Lohan_Sex_Tape
Enjoy!

(posted about 24 days ago)

 
dixiefilms
dixiefilms

Not too shabby…

From THE X-RATED GRANDMA

(posted about 28 days ago)

 
discogen
discogen

these comments make me lose all faith in humanity. except for the canadians. god bless you douchebags.

(posted about 28 days ago)

 
1moreastronaut
1moreastronaut

Wow…too many people without a sense of humour on here.

Or maybe it’s just that I’m Canadian and understand things other than fart jokes.

Regardless, well done.

(posted about 29 days ago)

 
ranchomiragelady
ranchomirage...

That was pitiful and not funny at all

(posted about 29 days ago)

 
lindsayames
lindsayames

I was a victim it was really bad coffee. And it’s a sketch, or a scene or a vingette. My grade 11 theatre teacher told me so. Get it right

(posted about 29 days ago)

 
pokerdawg
pokerdawg

The fact the character is crying makes it a bad skit. Where is the humor? She looks like a victim.

(posted about 29 days ago)

 
blakemcgraw
blakemcgraw

I actually didn’t find that funny at all. Just really awkward and embarassing. I feeling like a douche for watching it. I don’t like feeling like a douche. It makes me feel douchy.

(posted about 29 days ago)

 
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Lashlaredo
Lashlaredo

Its Fake

(posted about 1 months ago)

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