Paris Power Ballad
A Process, A Gift, and a Journey. Lyrics by Paris Hilton
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Comments (127)
nice!
Those song lyrics are crap! Its like a silly parody of a Paris Hilton song...but its a real song! Like people bought her CD?! America is awesome...and retarded
it sounds like Asia and Kansas cowrote a song. and called it Kansia.
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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN She retarded
Who cares? Shut up and take your top off!
I don’t get it.
Thank you Paris, you bring a fresh approach to the campaign and yes you are hot. Perhaps you should enter the Buffalo chip beauty contest with Cindy. But being an old white haired person myself, I think Cindy is HOT also. Loved your video
It’s been a wild ride for Paris, that’s fo’ sho’
Funnytoe,Wow, you should be number one in the paris crotch-riding rodeo! It’s a JOKE, and the fact that you try and intellectualize it is DUMB on YOUR part. I guess everyone GOT it….well everyone except you that is….good luck with your BFF Paris, oh wait, you don’t even KNOW her! As a matter of fact, you probably wouldn’t be somebody that she allowed nico... more >
Funnytoe,Wow, you should be number one in the paris crotch-riding rodeo! It’s a JOKE, and the fact that you try and intellectualize it is DUMB on YOUR part. I guess everyone GOT it….well everyone except you that is….good luck with your BFF Paris, oh wait, you don’t even KNOW her! As a matter of fact, you probably wouldn’t be somebody that she allowed nico... more >
Paris there’s nothing funny about what MC Cain said to you concerning Barack Obama.Simply he was trying to confused us,distrated us, make us look bad,stupid like he is, can’t even make a speech in public,retarded he is, so don’t you think it’s time for change in American think twice and you’d realize how many brothers and sisters had we lost at 911 and Irak ... more >
hahaha.. this is stupid.. they made her read..she sounds so forced poor thing.. she feels punished cuz that whole boring quote had nothing of fashion or her. =(
She’s a loveley woman, a princess who deserves favor. . The musical parady is really dumb, not sure if it is as dumb as those who think it is funny, nor as envious as those who hate this lovely young woman, but close. . Paris has always had warmth in my heart for her beauty, now she respect for her sterngth and character.
Dumb, synicism without purpose, just exploiting a popular name and image desperatly trying to say something: Funny? The idoit that thinks this is funny is dumb as a nail. Anybody got a hammer?
If you vote for McCaine, you deserve to rot in the HELL that American has become thanks to Bush! We were the SUPERPOWER! Now we’re the SUPERSUCKERS worldwide, the laughing stick of the planet.One day, you 20 & 30 somethings will be 50 somethings wondering how your life got *%#@#! up.I hope you will have a moment of clarity and realize that it was when you v... more >
Man, that really sucks, bites and blows.
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