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Funny. But you might wanna not keep telling people you just made this up on the spot. We know you had this written for some time now.
KOBE, TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTE!!
Haha, I fuckin’ love Shaq.
Ha this big goof lost his sheriff badges in Miami for this shit. Hey Shaq, how does Joe Arpaio’s ass taste?
Airplane>Kazaam…Kareem>shaq…bitch=shaq
the day shaq can rap is the day i get a vagina surgically implanted and on my hip and whore it out…. to make some money on the side
HE SAID THE N-WORD! AAAAH! Wait-a song about rimjobs between two successful sportsmen? That could bridge some gaps between competitive rivals. And by some gaps I mean Shaq’s ass after Kobe put his tongue in it. Shazam!
Really? This is sad, Shaq can’t rap and he’s bummed that hes not on the lakers anymore. I can see him being jealous of Kobe (league MVP, bitches), but Kareem? Really? In Southern Cali we call that “hating”, especially going after a guy who is one of the best centers of all time AND helped Shaq himself improve his crappy game. Here’s the deal with Shaq’s rap ... more >
Hey Shaq how’s Bill Russell’s ass taste ! How’s Tim Duncan’s ass taste ? Retire already, I can’t stand that rapist egomaniac that is Kobe, but honestly, as much as I dig Shaq, his ego is growing while his skills are shrinking. This song is awful, how many times does he repeat how does my ass taste ? Whatever washed up !
That is hilarious. Shaq should be in the studio today recording it. It would sell 10 million. Kobe is a sociopathic who RAPES teenage white women. So Kobe how does it taste, it’s over for you welcome to booty licker land!
I can’t believe how people jump to criticism. Perhaps Mr. Shaq is concerned about the taste of his ass and wants Kobe’s opinion as a trusted friend. I’m not a fan of basket-ball, though, so I can’t be sure.
Wow… Didn’t think Shaq would have wanted to be around music since Shazam!, but, there he is.
So what… Shaquille let Kobe eat his ass out? Kobe tell me how my ass taste?.. that fuckin stupid.
seriously the best center ever?!?!?!? Wow you are an idiot.
He cant rap that well, but he will retire as the best Center to ever play the game.
Completely unnecessary. Shaq’s fat ass couldn’t take a bunch of bums as far as Kobe did. He was on the Suns and couldn’t make it to the finals!
Give him a record deal? Yeah he had a few of those already and I have to say “I gleecked on him” was not one of my favorite rap tracks haha. Still pretty funny. “Kobe tell me how my ass tastes” lol
Brilliant!!! Lets give that boy a record deal. He’ll go to the top of the charts!!! ehhh Not really.
oook shaq needs to stop rapping…..and talking shit, his team didnt even make that far—-he needs to let the WHOLE kobe thing go!
Bleh…I wouldn’t tell you how your BBQ tastes.
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