By: Funny Or Die
Henchy The Horrible!
Chris Henchy is the most awful person I have ever met. First, he starts this war with me in our forums. Then, today he calls me into his office to give me a knuckle sandwich. I mean, really. I would have him killed (I was married to the mob for years) but since he is posting in our forums and on our new performer pages, I have to turn a blind and, thanks to Henchy, black-and-blue eye towards the situation.
Anyway, let ‘s talk about how cool Eva Longoria is. She endured a weekend of false rumors and reports about her alleged sex tape, which turned out to be this. She was so much fun to work with and a good sport about the whole media hub-bub surrounding the video. We totes appreciate it.
Finally, I want to congratulate the winners of our Canadian video contest, “Pierre Trudeau Said There Would Be Days Like This.” Check out their hilarious winning video.
I hope everyone has a great weekend (except Henchy).