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Some press conferences go better than others.
A Conversation Overheard in New York City about Peanut Butter
Imagine a second-rate cartoon 80 ‘s villain trying to climb her way up the corporate ladder of a mid-sized Silicon Valley tech company. Meet Catra, who makes it her mission in life to torture Jeff, a disgruntled employee who just wants to quit before the investor capital runs out and the company folds. What the employees of Synergism need is some healthy food. Luckily, Catra is put in charge of the office meal plan! Show written and created by Patrick Smith, Titus McNally and Lindsay Rollins Music Composed by Patrick Smith Catra”” ‘..Patrick Smith Jeff”” ‘ ‘.Titus McNally Boss”” ‘…Lindsay Rollins Supporting voices” ‘ ‘Lindsay Rollins Original character design of Catra by Filmation. This is a work of parody/fanfiction and we don ‘t claim to own anything designed by Filmation.
Andria and Mike find themselves alone on a deserted island after surviving a dreadful shipwreck. Can things get any worse? Yes.
Family Guy writers and Twitter pros Alec Sulkin, Mike Desilets, and Artie Johann have just released the book “Robots Feel Nothing When They Hold Hands.” While we could sit here and describe why you would enjoy their one-liners being brought to life by the work of Family Guy illustrators Joe Vaux and Dominic Bianchi, we’ll let Seth Macfarlane take it from here. (The book can be purchased here: http://amzn.to/KdK9SS)
Babe just wants to finish the game…