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There is nothing more enjoyable than a piece of fine art.
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Mariah Carey needs a Santa Claus for her Christmas show, but every Santa who walks through the door to audition seems to have more attitude, more agenda and more bare skin than your typical Kris Kringle. Will Mariah Carey have to compromise her Christmas wishes this year?
There are three things true men have always loved: excessive drinking, excessive noogies, and candles. Well, buck up, boy-o’s, because the rustic pioneers at Yankee Candle have heard our testosterone-drenched man-wails and are finally offering Man Candles, which, yup, are candles targeted toward men. This means hairy fellers everywhere ‘ except in the south, damn Yankees! ‘ can stop buying frou-frou candles and dripping bacon fat, broken glass, and charred tax forms into them in an attempt to make them far more masculine. If you’re skeptical about how it all works, we snatched some up and let them blaze while we were tending to our man gardens.
Comedian Troy Walker knows the best way to fuel a day full of jokes is with a breakfast full of bacon. #StaySmart
Being trapped in a dungeon is hard, but that doesn’t mean Avery can’t put together a kickass haul video!
Tony Horton ‘s personalizing home fitness in a whole new way with P90X4! Subscribe for new sketches EVERY MONDAY and follow us on Facebook @ http://www.Facebook.com/MatzaPizza Written by Gianmarco Soresi http://www.Facebook.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.Twitter.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.Instagram.com/GianmarcoSoresi http://www.GianmarcoSoresi.com Produced by Lindsay-Elizabeth Hand / Edge In Motion http://www.Facebook.com/LindsayElizab… http://www.Twitter.com/MissLindsayHand http://www.Instagram.com/MissLindsayHand http://www.edgeinmotionproductions.com Directed by Andy Zou http://www.AndyZou.com Edited by Jeff Rabinak http://www.JeffRabinak.com Filmed at Crossfit Hell ‘s Kitchen http://www.crossfithellskitchen.com Tony Horton: Gianmarco Soresi Dad: James Price Exercisers: Chris Cafero, Toussaint Jeanlouis, Taisiya Bazaliy Crew: Jacopo Messina, JL Fragnay Special Thanks to Anthony Preischel, Uncle Function (Chris Cafero, Jessica Frey, Russell Daniels, Douglas Goodhart, and Alex Fast), Cindy Ho, Tony Horton, Beach Body, The PIT, Leslie Meisel and my entire UCB Character 101 class MATZA PIZZA is an exploration of everything Gianmarco Soresi dislikes about himself and the world. Named for its creator ‘s Jewish Italian heritage, this passionately neurotic sketch series attempts to diagnose his narcissistic, nihilistic, and existentialist tendencies WHILE MAKING YOU LAUGH!!! And just because I (Gianmarco Soresi, again) don’t trust the YouTube tag system, here’s some other spellings of Matza Pizza: Matzo Pizza, Matzah Pizza, Matzos Pizza – THEY’RE ALL RIGHT!
