By: jokeoftheday

May 20, 2008 – Joke of the Day

jokeoftheday, Funny Or Die May 20, 2008

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up night after night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Things To Say During The Super Bowl That’ll Have Your Friends Saying “This Person Loves Sports!”

Pitch, Funny Or Die February 4, 2017

“Ah, the good ol’ Human Puppy Bowl!”

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How Facebook Can Further Improve Their New “Get Over Your Ex” Feature

News!, Funny Or Die November 20, 2015

If they really want to improve the breakup experience, this is what they have to do.

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“Climate Change Deniers’ Anthem” starring January Jones, Jennette McCurdy, Darren Criss & Many More…

Beau Bridges, January Jones, Darren Criss, Jennette McCurdy December 10, 2015

Move over, “We Are the World.” Billionaire conservatives the Koch brothers assembled an all-star chorus of superstars to sing a song about climate change denial. It’s an anthem that will go down in pop-music infamy. With January Jones, Jennette McCurdy, Darren Criss, Beau Bridges, Estelle, Emily Osment, Atlas Genius, Jr Jr, Ben Feldman, Ed Weeks, Nora Kirkpatrick, Problem, Kelley Jakle, Open Mike Eagle, Bushwalla, Ta’rhonda Jones, Megan Amram, Ron Funches, Cardiknox, and the Silver Lake Chorus.