Two hookers are walking down the street. One says to the other, “Girl, we ‘re getting paid tonight, I can smell dick in the air! ‘ And the other hooker says, “Bitch, I just burped. ‘
Season 2: Episode 1: Drew replaces Bill with a new best friend.
Lauren Butterfield (Lauren Weedman) interviews a nutritionist. Is it bad to eat Tony Roma’s for breakfast?
Attention all comedy nerds: Season 1 of Funny Or Die Presents from HBO is now available on DVD wherever DVD like things are sold. Season 2 starts January 14th at midnight!
For the first time ever, Macy’s has invited Tim Burton to contribute a piece to their Thanksgiving Day Parade. But due to the often macabre nature of his work, there were understandably many pitches that were not *quite* family-friendly enough to include in the festivities. These are those ideas and how Macy’s probably broke the news to Tim why they don’t work.
That much orgasming is both a blessing and a curse.
