May 22, 2008 – Joke of the Day

A young newly married couple are on a plane to their honeymoon vacation. Halfway through the flight, the bride leans over and shyly asks her husband, “Sweetheart, when we ‘re in bed, how should I let you know if I ‘m in the mood to make love? ‘ The young man thinks for a moment and replies, ‘Just reach over and give my penis a little tug, okay? ‘ Satisfied, the girl smiles and goes back to reading her magazine. A short while later, she leans in again and asks, “Sweetheart, how should I let you know if I ‘m really not in the mood for sex? ‘ The man says, “Oh, just reach over and give it 100 tugs. ‘