By: jokeoftheday
A Jewish guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says, “Hey where'd you get that?” ‘Parrot says, “In Brooklyn, they're everywhere.”
Remember the ‘Saved by the Bell ‘ when Zack arranged his friend ‘s murder for a used dirt bike? Zack Morris is trash.
Are you afraid to trust ghosts?
Dumbo gets mashed up with The Joker for a chilling antidote to all this unseemly beautiful spring weather.
Sergio gets giddy when there is a cool penis in the room. The video took three hours to shoot. It should’ve taken one, take.
There just aren’t enough shows to watch.