By: jokeoftheday
A Jewish guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says, “Hey where'd you get that?” ‘Parrot says, “In Brooklyn, they're everywhere.”
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Chicano Batman perform at Funny or Die’s IRL2.
Many don ‘t realize the turkeys being pardoned have committed very violent crimes.
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