By: VerteX
“The Crank Call You Are About To Hear Is Real. The Names Have Not Been Changed. Screw The Innocent.”
Comedy Central, Jimmy Kimmel, Daniel Kellison, Adam Carolla, Jim Florentine
Bill has a horrifying nightmare.
There’s a new sweetener in town and it’ll get you straight faded. (Starring Colin Mochrie.)
John & Shelby take a pasta-making class at Rana in Chelsea Market while John is still on a juice cleanse. Will he break the cleanse or succumb to the power of the ravioli?
I, for one, welcome our new squid overlords
Tad pays for an online dating consultation, but Kate has her work cut out for her.
Big cities get civic boners at the idea of hosting the Olympics. It means you’ve really made it as a city if you get to spend 10 years and billions of dollars to prepare to host events that people care about once every four years, as well as obnoxious tourists, terrorist threats, and Michael Phelps’ entourage. That said, only a handful of cities can really handle the Olympics. But the IOC, bless its heart, at least pretends to take the bids of every candidate city seriously.