By: Stephen Colbert
Don't Change the World.
The Washington Colonels’ coach sits down for a press conference after his team loses their 125th game in a row. Featuring – Rob Riggle (Daily Show with Jon Stewart) and Donald Glover (Derrick, Mystery Team)
As “Mints” and “Commemorators” of the mail order world flood the marketplace with President-elect Obama keepsakes, the Joe Biden plate is surprisingly getting little attention. Order yours now.
2-time National Power Walking Champions, Connor and Hanz, run into trouble on a quick stroll through the neighborhood.
Laugh with us, because the world is laughing at us
‘My bloodthirsty army of Buckingham Palace guards stand ready to sack the colonies. Upon my order, my brave furry-hatted warriors will visit fire and destruction upon all who oppose me. Look upon my sweater vest and despair,” the dread Black Prince proclaimed.