I’m Voting Republican

Remember the old days of pulling a lever to cast your vote? Of course you don’t! That was a dumb time that only old people lived through! We’re young and our time is precious, which is why the government made it easy for us to choose politicians by marking a ballot and scanning it into a computer. But for the few of you who have never felt the ecstasy of participating in our democracy, Andy Richter is here to show you how to take part in the 2012 election.