Chapter 11 of the epic R. Kelly saga “Trapped in the Closet”
Robert Sylvester Kelly
Cab drivers are only so compliant in the movies.
A woman with a computer issue calls on a wizard to solve the problem.
Two obsessed One Direction fans go to extreme lengths to prove their love for Harry Styles.
Nobel Prize ‘winning biochemist Tim Hunt said that women were bad news in labs because everyone would fall in love with them. This prompted women scientists to tweet their sexiest work photos!
If Congress doesn’t reach a deal by this Friday, a “sequester” will take effect ‘cutting $85 billion from the federal budget instantaneously, with a total of $1.2 trillion over the next 10 years. “Scare-quester,” you say? Nay! I say, “Sequ-excellent!” Bring on the sequester in all its fiscally irresponsible glory! Here’s what I’m most excited about:
They moved into their first place together … and it would also be their LAST.
