These first-time voters review all their voting options for the presidential elections including voting for the least worst candidate, dodging pestilent voter fraud, and mastering the absentee ballot. All politics aside, this is the definitive voter ‘s guide for making the most of your trip to the polling station on Election Day, November 8, 2016.
Pretty much everything I need to know about women I’ve learned from ignoring my mother and Google imaging Pippa Middleton. But I’m always open to new ideas and insights. Consequently I borrowed my roommate’s January Cosmo in order to brush up on the feminine mystique. Here’s what I learned:
A lot can happen in six seconds. The Pony Express ‘on ice! That mental image lasted approximately six seconds, and you’re welcome. Vine, a recent Twitter acquisition, is an iOS app that lets you take six seconds of video, starting and stopping at will, then post for the world to judge. It’s like a Gif with sound, or a stop-motion animation to begin your retelling of The Fantastic Mr. Fox. The service has only been around since the end of January, but already has caught fire with a small, dedicated handful of comedians. Here are the best comedians using Vine thus far. Sure, they might be the ONLY ones, but that’s not to say they don’t belong on this DEFINITIVE LIST ‘which will be updated as more comics get the hang of it.