For the first time ever, Macy’s has invited Tim Burton to contribute a piece to their Thanksgiving Day Parade. But due to the often macabre nature of his work, there were understandably many pitches that were not *quite* family-friendly enough to include in the festivities. These are those ideas and how Macy’s probably broke the news to Tim why they don’t work.
Now that the election is over, millions of people in America are experiencing a huge problem…how to express rage on Facebook. Including me! So, I’m re-focusing my deep, irrational hatred for things I cannot control, like I used to do in the good ol’ days in ways reminiscent of pre-election America.