By: Paul Scheer
Last Week My Mom and Stepdad Came to L.A. to Visit.
Here are the Top 5 Things My Mom Said While We Drove around Town!
1.) “Paul, let me ask you something when they make those films (re: porn) are they really erect or is that simulated?”
2.) “You know who I like? The Black Eyed Peas. But ONLY that one song!”
3.) “Is this the gay part of town? The guidebooks says, we'll know when we are in the gay part, but I can't tell”
4.) “I still don't think O.J. did it”
5.) “How Much Cocaine would I have to do to lose 10 pounds?”