By: Paul Scheer

Here Are My Top 10 Reasons I Love Abercrombie and Fitch…

Paul Scheer, Funny Or Die July 2, 2008

1.) I love going to clubs but I hate their lack of cargo shorts.
2.) I can't get enough techno
3.) Salespeople who DON'T want to help you.
4.) They save energy by using the least amount of light possible.
5.) Great place to meet pedophiles.
6.) I need everyone to know exactly where I got my T-Shirt (A& F Lacrosse Rules!)
7.) No uglies!
8.) Did I mention the Cargo Shorts?
9.) Best place to buy clothes before a Date Rape
10.) Comfortable Leather Chairs which are great for reading the Classics.

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Spend 17 Minutes Watching Bill Maher And Stephen Colbert In A Tense Conversation

Funny Or Die November 19, 2015

“I don’t know what we’re gonna do with this interview but I’ve really enjoyed it.”

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The Fellatio Truth Movement (Jon Lajoie)

Jon Lajoie, Funny Or Die Politics January 29, 2010

A short documentary on Simon “Wet Dick” Bergeron, the founder and sole member of “The Fellatio Truth Movement”. Written and directed by Jon Lajoie. http://www.jonlajoie.com

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Do You Have Patti Issues?

Alan Cumming July 2, 2013

PSA for the treatment of “Patti Issues” to promote Off-Broadway/Touring Solo Play PATTI ISSUES, written and performed by Ben Rimalower, directed by Aaron Mark. PattiIssues.com “Do You Have Patti Issues?” PSA produced by Ben Rimalower, Aaron Mark and John Hill. Featuring Alan Cumming, Bridget Everett, Patti LuPone, Tyler Maynard, Ian Scott McGregor, Tonya Pinkins, Ben Rimalower, Agent Maxwell Smart and Ned Van Zandt.