By: Paul Scheer
Here Are My Top 10 Reasons I Love Abercrombie and Fitch…
1.) I love going to clubs but I hate their lack of cargo shorts.
2.) I can't get enough techno
3.) Salespeople who DON'T want to help you.
4.) They save energy by using the least amount of light possible.
5.) Great place to meet pedophiles.
6.) I need everyone to know exactly where I got my T-Shirt (A& F Lacrosse Rules!)
7.) No uglies!
8.) Did I mention the Cargo Shorts?
9.) Best place to buy clothes before a Date Rape
10.) Comfortable Leather Chairs which are great for reading the Classics.