By: Will Ferrell
A trailer for Step Brothers complete with instructions on how to download free Voicetones from the movie.
People do crazy things when they are drunk, this is a fact! Sometimes they build up the courage to dance at weddings, only to looking like a complete loser. Other times they get their buddies together and pull some absurd prank on the first-time light weight passed out in the corner. And sometimes…. yes sometimes, they fall on their ass and spew a terrible mess all over themselves. This is a video dedicated to those people set to the only song that I feel makes sense for such a collection of epic imagery and devious undertakings. Here’s to you America…. in the words of Royal Bliss, “I was drunk, I was loud, I was Invincible… and I was proud.”
Dear James Cameron, I get it. Your remake of ‘Fern Gully’ lost the Academy Award last year to your hot as fuck ex-wife. That’s a big blow to your ego, sure. And now, in some desperate attempt to remind us that you’re “cool” and “definitely a director” you’ve decided to re-release ‘Titanic’ in 3D… Granted, I will buy tix, because I’d like to reclaim some lost part of my youth, just like you! But the whole time I will be silently saying “Fuck you, Cam,” because this sucks. Just go make us Fern Gully 2, and stop re-releasing shit.
For months, Chris Christie has been saying that his aides closed down a bridge for a traffic study. Turns out, he was telling the truth! Here is a leaked copy of the study.
Join Harold & Kumar as they sing all of your favorite holiday classics… and some songs they just made up while they were high.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a… — Written, Directed, Edited, & Produced by Daniel Bracey facebook.com/porkchopexpressprod/ twitter.com/danbracey instagram.com/danieljbracey