People do crazy things when they are drunk, this is a fact! Sometimes they build up the courage to dance at weddings, only to looking like a complete loser. Other times they get their buddies together and pull some absurd prank on the first-time light weight passed out in the corner. And sometimes…. yes sometimes, they fall on their ass and spew a terrible mess all over themselves. This is a video dedicated to those people set to the only song that I feel makes sense for such a collection of epic imagery and devious undertakings. Here’s to you America…. in the words of Royal Bliss, “I was drunk, I was loud, I was Invincible… and I was proud.”
Dear James Cameron, I get it. Your remake of ‘Fern Gully’ lost the Academy Award last year to your hot as fuck ex-wife. That’s a big blow to your ego, sure. And now, in some desperate attempt to remind us that you’re “cool” and “definitely a director” you’ve decided to re-release ‘Titanic’ in 3D… Granted, I will buy tix, because I’d like to reclaim some lost part of my youth, just like you! But the whole time I will be silently saying “Fuck you, Cam,” because this sucks. Just go make us Fern Gully 2, and stop re-releasing shit.