Pig’s in a Blanket

I order this everywhere i go. 15% of the time they have it.
Please do what you can to get more restaurants in your area to wrap sausages in pancakes.
After you suggest that, ask them to put a toothpick through it. 5% of the 15% of establishments serving Pig’s in a Blanket, don’t hold them together with toothpicks. How the H am i supposed to eat that? It’s not going to hold together!

Also, I suggest a side of bacon. As, my friend, Nick Kroll always tells me, “You better put some syrup on that bacon!”

sincerely,
Nick Thune