This video is a part of a series. Funny Or Die News hit the streets to talk to the people about the protests in NEW YORK CITY after the tragic death of ERIC GARNER at the hands of local law enforcement. Tragically young black men seem to keep getting killed by law enforcement in this country, so we decided to make a reusable video template since, fucking tragically, until our system changes this will probably happen again.
For the first time ever, Macy’s has invited Tim Burton to contribute a piece to their Thanksgiving Day Parade. But due to the often macabre nature of his work, there were understandably many pitches that were not *quite* family-friendly enough to include in the festivities. These are those ideas and how Macy’s probably broke the news to Tim why they don’t work.
Founding Fathers despair! Obamacare has been upheld! A stunning defeat for personal freedom, morbid obesity, emergency rooms and funeral parlors! But perhaps more surprising than the individual mandate being upheld, is that some of the most controversial elements of Obamacare were also not ruled unconstitutional by the Supreme Court, largely because, despite what we were told by crazy drifters on public transportation and Fox News analysts (whose knowledge of politics and public policy are strikingly similar) they never actually existed. These included: