Boobs Vs. Titties; Excerpts From A Debate

On Friday experts attempted to settle once and for all which are better; Boobs or Titties. Self proclaimed ‘Boob Miester ‘ David Yanuck spoke in favor of Boobs against Jeff ‘Lake Titty Ca-Ca (and hold the Ca-Ca) ‘ Sherwood. Following is an excerpt from the debate that took place over micro-brews and hot wings at McManus ‘ Pub:

Sherwood: ‘No way dude. Titties, all the way. ‘
Yanuck: ‘In your dreams bro. Boobs. End of discussion. ‘
Sherwood: ‘How can you say that? Titties fuckin ‘ rock! ‘
Yanuck: ‘Not as much as Boobs they don ‘t. Plus Boobs also kick ass. ‘
Sherwood: ‘Boobs?!!! No. Titties. ‘
Yanuck: ‘Boobs! ‘
Sherwood: ‘TITTIES! ‘
Yanuck: ‘BOOOOBS! ‘
Sherwood: ‘Tit-TAAAAYS!!! ‘
Yanuck: ‘Hey man. I ‘ve known you a long time. You ‘re my bro and I love you but you ‘re not being reasonable right now. Boobs are the best there is. You know it, I know it- ‘
Sherwood: ‘You ‘re starting to piss me off man. Don ‘t condescend. I ‘ve played with dozens of Boobs and I ‘ve squeezed a ton-load of Titties allright? So I think I ‘m fuckin ‘ more than capable- ‘
Yanuck: ‘Can I say something?- ‘
Sherwood: ‘I am more than fuckin ‘ capable- ‘
Yanuck: ‘Dude, can I tell you something? ‘
Sherwood: ‘Don ‘t FUCKING interrupt me Dave! God damn it! ‘
Yanuck: ‘I just want to tell you one thing. ‘
Sherwood: ‘Fuck you you fuckin ‘ asshole! ‘
Yanuck: ‘Sit down! What ‘re you getting ‘ all fuckin ‘ hard core on me? You gonna fuckin ‘ hit me? Just because you know that Boobs are better than Titties?
Sherwood: ‘Shut up! ‘
Claire: (waitress at the pub) ‘You guys need to keep it down or I ‘m gonna cut you the fuck off! ‘
Pause.
Yanuck: ‘Man, she ‘s got some sweet Boobs on her right? ‘
Sherwood: ‘We ‘re not friends anymore you fuckin ‘ DICK! ‘