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Sarah Palin’s Lists of Five

by Donna-Jo Thorndale and Shira Piven
Notes on yesterday's blog: Way more soap-boxing than we're used to. ‘ Used cursing to incite outrage (more suck-on-your-cut metal-flavored than Chiclets flavored).
Overall good first swing. ‘

Notes for today's blog: ‘ Keep it tight. Don't get too obscure. Women's-magazine-from-the-1950's it up with some simple Palin lists.

Sarah Palin's Lists of Five

5 people, living or dead, that Sarah Palin would invite to a dinner party:

–Charlton Heston
–Dr. Laura
–The Power Puff Girls
–Kim Jong-il
–David Koresh

5 literary works Sarah Palin has never read:

–“A Woman in Charge: The Life of Hillary Rodham Clinton” Carl Bernstein
–“Steal this Book” Abbie Hoffman
–Our Bodies, Our Selves” The Boston Women's Health Collective
— ‘The Seven Spiritual Laws ‘ Deepak Chopra
–“A Doll's House” Henrick Ibsen

5 fictional fictions Sarah Palin has never read:

–“Unemployment Among Ice Fisherman” Joseph K'eyghashutnu
–“Sisters Are Doing It for Themselves: Lesbian and Transgender Empowerment” Angela ‘Angel ‘ Brite
–” It's your Choice: A Liberated Woman's Journey” Dr. Shoshanna White-Mendez
–“Randi Rhodes” by Randi Rhodes
–“I Gave Up My Guns: one Man's Search For a Peaceful Existence” Davey McCrudden

5 things Sarah Palin can't live without:

–Lip Liner
–The “Thrill of the Kill”
–Pumpin' and Drillin'

5 things Sarah Palin will never hunt for:

–The Constitution
–A Smart Pants Suit
–Her Library Card (oh, wait….she doesn't HAVE one)
–The Wasilla branch of Planned Parenthood (oh, wait…there ISN'T one)

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