By: FOD Wire

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God Just Called a “Bitch”!!


The Rev. Arnold Conrad delivered an invocation for McCain rally in Davenport Iowa, and in the process called god out. “There are millions of people around this world praying to their God — whether it's Hindu, Buddha, Allah — that his [McCain's] opponent wins for a variety of reasons.

And Lord I pray that you would guard your own reputation, because they're going to think that their god is bigger than you, if that happens. So I pray that you would step forward and honor your own name in all that happens between now and Election Day.”

Let's ignore the fact that both Obama and McCain are Christians, or that this kind of rhetoric is divisive and distracting. Rev Conrad basically said, “God, do something or everyone will think you're a pussy”. He's using prayer to give god advice.
To reword the prayer in a completely unfair manner, it could have been” Dear Lord, I know that you're all powerful and all knowing, I'm just worried you'll drop the ball on this election shit because you're too busy buying tampons and letting kittens snuggle in your bra. Street Cred. Don't fuck it up bro, man up.”

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