FART FINGER OF DOOM

There’s a new website called “That Can Be My Next Tweet.” Basically, you put in your Twitter name and it uses computer science/magic to generate your next tweet based on trends and words of your previous tweets. It’s a fun toy! Let’s try it out together using the tweets of ‘Sarah Palin. We know what you’re saying. “She’s an easy target (that I’d like to ask to prom and then last minute tell her I’m taking her frenemy).” Yeah, that’s true, but for a reason; her life choices, notably her tweets, make absolutely no sense. So let’s throw those tweets in the tweeting machine! (The sad truth is that most of these are actually more logical than her real tweets. Tweets!) Here’s the website again, too: http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/