DON’T CLICK HERE!

Hey guys and gals. ‘ You may notice I titled this little diddy “don't click here”. ‘ That's because I only wanted YOU to read it. ‘ The crazy ones. ‘ The misfits. ‘ The rebels, the trouble makers. ‘ The round pegs in the square holes. ‘ The ones who see things differently.
You're not found of rules. And you have no respect for the status quo. ‘ I can quote you, disagree with you, glorify or vilify you. ‘ About the only thing I can't do is ignore you. ‘ Because you change things. ‘ You push Funny Or Die forward. ‘ And while some may see you as the crazy ones. ‘ I see genius. ‘
Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can click on something that says “don't click here”, are the ones who do.
Okay. ‘ Now that our little pep talk is over, seriously, stop clicking on shit and get back to work. ‘ The economy is in the tank, and you're 2 more minutes of searching for SFW porno movies away from getting canned.
Finish the work week strong and remember to pick up your god damned kids from your sister's place. ‘ They think it smells funny there.