Last Minute Christmas Gift Ideas

You've put off your Christmas shopping, you've got no time and even less money. ‘ Here are some last minute gift ideas courtesy of the FOD Team.
Air Freshener from 7-11 or Car Wash
“Hug Bucks”
Brown Paper Bag full of Plastic Bags
Most of A Cheeseburger
Hotel Soap or Shampoo
Sincere Apology

Pleasure of Your Company
Shadow Hand Job
Beard in a Bag
Long story about how there are no cuckoo clocks in this stupid town.
Oranges
1998 Far Side Calendar
Unsorted Whatnots
News about a missing child

Rope on a Rope
Coupon for “Awesome Christmas Present”