By: Funny Or Die
Santa Claus isn’t up in the North Pole putting the finishing touches on your brand new bicycle. He’s being booked at county lock up for driving under the influence and resisting arrest. Check out these Santa Claus look alike mug shots courtesy of TheSmokingGun.com. Then lock up your valuables before some creep climbs down your chimney and steals your TV.
Humping Your Offices ‘ Humping Your Buildings
Pop quiz, a*shole: the President of the United States is doing a live AMA on Reddit. If you could ask/tell him just one thing, what would it be? Answer: Uh, better go think a little bit harder you guys. (via: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/z1c9z/i_am_barack_obama_president_of_the_united_states/)
Looking at a still of an adorable kid, Julie Klausner, Bobcat Goldthwait and Jonah Ray decide if the child’s about to unleash a salvo of swears or a barrage of bear hugs. Watch full episodes of @midnight now: http://on.cc.com/17MOT5T
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Yo have you guys heard the new album Harm to Ongoing Matter??
In the series premiere of Precious X, Ryan dreams of a staircase communication.