By: The Midnight Show
Find out how best to be all alone.
Written by & Starring Hal Rudnick; Featuring Michael Busch & Emily Maya Mills; Shot by Tyler Gillett with Justin Martinez; Edited by Matt Johnson; Produced by Michael Busch.
What the White House Press Secretary, Kayleigh McEnany, might as well be saying.
It is bad enough that giant spiders exist. Could you please compare them to something else?
Hi, Pauly Casillas here. Main writer to some of your favorite Twitter accounts such as @PaulyPeligroso, @NotGaryBusey, @BestWorstAdvice, @NotGlennDanzig, @El_Danny_Trejo, @NotJayCutler and so on, and so on. Now, you hear a lot of stories about founder and former front man of The Misfits, Glenn Danzig. This particular story happens to be 100% true… (original post: http://bit.ly/h1dfdF)
The NBA might be a front; it earned most of its money last year from bachelor parties.
I would like this to be a show on television. Thanks to my pal Jane L for being my first ever guest. I would like my next guests to be some outspoken vegetarians like Pamela Anderson, Alicia Silverstone, Steve Martin, Ricki Lake, Lindsay Wagner or Dustin Hoffman.
Are you going to be the first dumb idiot to post “Die”? Did you even read this two-sentence description before commenting?