More Than A Feeling: #10 from ROCKSTAR series Kimberly McBride as Kurt Cobain
Art Video #10 of Cobain Series
Kimberly McBride and Boston
Art Video #10 of Cobain Series
Kimberly McBride and Boston
Halloween and ComicCon on the surface seem the same but here are some key differences1
A rap music video dedicated to all the G’s that be stayin’ in our apartment…but they ain’t payin’ rent…’cause they don’t live here. We’re talking to you, roommate’s girlfriend who spends the night way too much. Written & performed by CORINNE FISHER & KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON Track recorded & produced by BORIS KHAYKIN YOU DON ‘T LIVE HERE ‘ Lyrics – By Corinne Fisher & Krystyna Hutchinson C: Yo, this jam is dedicated to all the G ‘s that be stayin ‘ in our apartment K: But they ain ‘t payin ‘ rent ’cause you don ‘t live here C: ‘Cause they don ‘t live here K: Workin ‘ on my thesis paper, Spark Notin ‘ Moby Dick/ Makin ‘ dope comparisons, headboard bangs against the wall quick C: Pad my bibliography, a girl screams out a fake/ I didn ‘t think I lived in San Fran Both: Is this an earfquake? (Spoken: K: Man, that ‘s a 10 on the Rictor Scale C: Is that the Full House house?) C: Get your chips out my chickpeas Both: You don ‘t live here K: You ‘re using my good shampoo Both: You don ‘t live here C: Come over here and let me sniff your hair Both: That ‘s John Frieda, bitch! K: I wanna take a shit in your purse Both: ‘Cause you don ‘t live here C: Came home from the holidays/ Stockin ‘ full of Tupperware/ Bitch, where ‘d all my cookies go?/ ‘Cause Santa ain ‘t been here K: ‘Cause she ‘s a Jew and you ‘z a ho, ho, ho K: I bought some smoked salmon with my birthday check/ So if you touch it, bitch I ‘m gonna break your neck/ Wait, hold up, where ‘d my salmon go?/ Send out a search party Both: ‘Cause I ‘m lookin ‘ for Nemo (Spoken: K: I got that shit in Tribeca) K: You get the next round of toilet paper Both: You don ‘t live here C: This ain ‘t Russia, bitch Both: You don ‘t live here K: John Frieda shit was mad pricey Both: It was medicated K: Salon exclusive C: I got Psoriasis (Spoken: K: Frieda doesn ‘t test his shoot on animals. Human testing is pricier. Aaaaand riskier. C: I come home after work/ White powder on my mirror/ Gotta lick it all up/ ‘Cause I ‘m tryin ‘ to see clearer K: Now my world is spinnin ‘ and it ‘s all because you (Spoken: K: Can you Hopstop my address, man? I don ‘t know where the fuck I ‘m at Sniff sniff, you got any more-a that? C: It states very clearly in the roommate contract that there is to be no hard drugs) K: My six-pack is down to four Both: You don ‘t live here C: Yeah, my forty ‘s rockin ‘ twenty ounces Both: You don ‘t live here K: I know I had more weed than that Both: You don ‘t live here C: John Frieda shit don ‘t grow on trees Both: You don ‘t live here K: Muthafucka (Spoken: C: No, you really, you really don ‘t live here. Get out. K: This rap was recorded and produced by Boris Khaykin. Ladies, he ‘s very well-endowed. And from the Ukraine.)
Michael Ian Black for Taco Bell Spokesman. This must happen.
Tom Hanks gives thanks to Tom Hanks! Music by Nick Lutsko http://www.facebook.com/NickLutsko/?pnref=lhc Lyrics: Tom Hanks, you ‘ve stolen our hearts It was truly remarkable to see you dance on Spanish speaking TV Slow down, you ‘re eating too fast! Nobody wants to see you choke to death What we all want to know is can you still play piano with your feet? The Forrest Gump taught us to eat a lot of chocolate Apollo Creed saved the whole planet with his rocket Remind what the two of those things have in common? It ‘s Hank. The people give thanks. We gotta give thanks! Give thanks to the one and only Tom Hanks – he ‘s the only one who gives us strength So we give him all of our love
And by “might” I mean “Oh God Yes”
DAVEGAMR42 presents another unboxing video for Fan Box Friday. Each week I open a new mystery box, and this week it looks like my wife is being held for ransom. Not cool! Created as part of the March 2016 UCBNY Sketch Cram! Every month UCB’s top writers meet on a Saturday morning and begin writing the show from scratch. UCB’s best performers arrive that afternoon and start rehearsing. The show goes up at midnight no matter what! SKETCH CRAM is all the comedy you can cram into a single show in a single day.