By: Mom's Movie Review
It was ok. Kind of corny and Harrison Ford is too old to be doing these kinds of movies anymore. He should try doing something like Wild Hogs or the Bucket List. THOSE are good movies. There were also a lot of people wearing cowboy hats, which I don’t think is necessary.
These are all actual lines from Kanye’s latest album Yeezus. Written by and featuring Josh Simpson Shot and Cut by Will Reese
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Jurassic World opens this weekend and the reviews are out. What are the critics saying? We’ve sifted through them all and pulled the most insightful lines from the most prestigious reviewers working today. “WOWZA There r dinos. 10 stars.” -Peter Travers, Rolling Stone “Shit my pants during the first action sequence but there were dinos so i didn’t get up because i didn’t want to miss more dinos.” -Manohla Dargis, New York Times “I liked it when the big ones roared. 20 stars.” -Richard Roeper, Chicago Sun-Times ‘Mom, did you see the dinosaurs? I like the ones with teeth.” -David Edelstein, New York Magazine ‘Holy moses we ‘ve got water dinos!! 50 thumbs up!!!” -Joe Morgenstern, Wall Street Journal ‘I came continuously for two hours.” -David Denby, The New Yorker ‘It wasn ‘t a sexual thing. But I do orgasm powerfully when I see dinos.” -David Denby, The New Yorker ‘To clarify re: orgasms, have zero regrets.” -David Denby, The New Yorker ‘I sat next to David Denby at the press screening I attended.” -Christopher Orr, The Atlantic
They say you should never burn bridges so we have found 5 ways to indirectly cut ties with your significant other. Trust me when I say these methods are fool proof even though they may make for pretty awkward situations. By the way, please stick to just one, any more and you’re likely to lose your friends as well.
An effort to do something together outside of the weekly meeting.
The ultimate roommate song. Performed by J Chris Newberg and co-starring Josh McDermitt. Produced by WhipItOutComedy.com.