By: Last Pictures
Being attacked by a guy with a knife or a gun or some shit is fucking scary but it doesnt have to be. Heres three ways to avoid being hurt by sociopaths who have no regard for human life.
Starring Gavin McInnes and Sophie McInnes
Shot by Chadd Harbold
Edited by Bryan Gaynor
What’s that behind you? FEAR! Yes, fear. It’s all around us, especially right behind you. FEAR! If harnessed properly, it can be a powerful motivator. (For example: Something terrifying is behind you; run! FEAR!) But as it turns out, that’s easier said than done. The world is fraught with horrors so unimaginable and irrational that all you can do is cower in fear. REAL FEAR! Be very afraid of these gruesome nightmare scenarios that will probably happen to you based solely on flimsy anecdotal evidence.
Bucky (Swardson) is a small town grocery bagger, going nowhere in life ‘ until he discovers that his conservative parents were once adult film stars! Armed with the belief that he has found his destiny, Bucky packs up and heads out to LA, hoping to follow in his parents ‘ footsteps.
Jessimae Peluso, Adam Ray and Andrew Santino leave comments on the bizarre tweets of a naughty sports fan and Chris’s mother. Watch full episodes of @midnight now: http://on.cc.com/17MOT5T
‘Funny Or Die ‘s Billy on the Street ‘ season premiere at 10:30 p.m. Oct. 8 Emmy nominated comedian Billy Eichner returns to the streets of New York City to surprise unsuspecting pedestrians with quick-witted, rapid-fire questions on pop-culture. This season, some of the biggest names in Hollywood will hit the pavement with Billy as the show moves to its new home on truTV, including Chris Pratt, Will Ferrell, Anna Kendrick, Julianne Moore, and more!
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The actors are shorter, but the words all come from the candidates themselves.