By: Joe Hartzler
The iPhone is greater than the moon landing. ‘
Gil Scott Heron's
Also, it's high time Science began living up to its promises. ‘ You talk big with your Hadron Colliders and Tofu, but dammit, Science, if we can go to the moon, a hoverboard is not an unreasonable request. ‘ We have the internet in our hands, figure it out!
Also, the printing press is a terrible idea compared to the iPhone. ‘ Steve Jobs makes Johannes Gutenberg
look like… like a dumbass, that's what. ‘ Shut up, Gutenberg.