By: FOD Wire
1. Watch television news.
2. Figure out what the deal is with that Octo-Mom lady! She is craz-ee!
3. Masturbate and then watch a day time judge show.
4. Figure out ways to get the bail out money back as a campaign donation (for members of congress only)
5. Take speed and stay up for four days straight arguing with friends over where Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer's relationship is going. I think they're friends with benefits! If you disagree with me I'll cut your face with toe nail clippers! 🙂
6. Blame everything on those stupid, stupid home owners. (For Rick Santelli only)
7. Blog about how true to the Walt Simonson version of Thor the movie will be. Don't F it up Hollywood!!
8. Move to Dubai and count the billions you funneled into Haliburton while posing as a public servant for eight years (for Dick Cheney only)