By: Shack Talk
Hey Shack-fans (and Shack-haters who watch a lot anyway)! We don’t have a lot of time to write this–the security guard at the Apple Store has literally picked up our scent and clearly knows we’re not here to buy.
We just wanted to let you know that Shack Talk will not be stopped by some chains and a padlock! You hear that, person who put chains and a padlock on our shack??! We’ve got lots of great ideas for future episodes, and as soon as we can get back inside, we’ll try to find the notebook where we wrote those ideas down.
Meanwhile, requests have poured in from major celebrities who know that Shack Talk is an unrivaled PR goldmine, having launched the triumphant career comebacks of people like Ray Liotta, Anna Faris, and Seth Rogen. The numbers don’t lie. (Except the ones about the trespassing fine. $200?? That can’t be right. If we had that kind of money, we’d be living in a car by now.)
Anyway, thanks for all the comments and canned goods. Stay tuned!